- Teen: yo teacher whose your favorite basketball player?
- Teen: yo what's your favorite NBA team?
- Teen: You watch NFL?
- Teen: You don't watch sports?
- Teen: You ain't got a life if you don't watch sports.
- Me: kemba walker
i’m slightly offended that my mom thinks i am secretly dating my ex
i just lost 2 followers and i am genuinely hurt because all my followers consist of people who i consider friends and random bands that added me
wanna do AC EX?
those nerds in high school who run like this
in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school
we’re doing kessex, get off tumblr you shit