• Teen: yo teacher whose your favorite basketball player?
  • Teen: yo what's your favorite NBA team?
  • Teen: You watch NFL?
  • Teen: You don't watch sports?
  • Teen: You ain't got a life if you don't watch sports.
  • Me: kemba walker
s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e:

blackvielbridesarmy:

theanchorholdswithinmysoul:

If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog. 

Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!

marry me

s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e:

blackvielbridesarmy:

theanchorholdswithinmysoul:

If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog. 

Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!

marry me

(Source: chuckhistory, via im-locked-in-perpetual-motion)

i’m slightly offended that my mom thinks i am secretly dating my ex

i just lost 2 followers and i am genuinely hurt because all my followers consist of people who i consider friends and random bands that added me

wanna do AC EX?

thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

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in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

(via scubafuckingsteve)

cleophatrajones:

abstrackafricana:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:

Biggest plot twist


i will never not repost this.

when you see it, reblog it

cleophatrajones:

abstrackafricana:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:

Biggest plot twist

i will never not repost this.

when you see it, reblog it

(Source: 4gifs, via scubafuckingsteve)

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum)

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

(via pizza)

we’re doing kessex, get off tumblr you shit